ManjiB-- I really like those affirmations. Really like number7. It’s a winner! But I practice #9 all the time. Negative thoughts are like weeds in a garden. If you don’t pull them out, they can take over the flowers. 
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Teeeeeeee heeeeeeee 
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Love that one made me smile 
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Does anyone know where I can get hold of a load of cardboard boxes on really short notice? A bloke I know has to move house today, and doesn’t have much time to prepare.
If anyone can help, could you please drop any boxes round to 10 Downing Street, London, SW1A 2AA.
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Very apt for me as all my fitness sessions are 12 noon at the earliest. So I think I’m going to have a t-shirt printed with the on it 
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That parrot one is hilarious.
That appeals to my sense of humour.
Oh that is hilarious
Love it. Made me lol
A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store. 
She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.
The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She’s livid, and storms off.
A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says, “Hey lady, my God are you ugly.” The lady is so furious that she marches into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won’t say it again.
The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her, “Hey lady. Lady!” She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says, “Yes?” And the parrot says, “… You know…”
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!”
The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.”
“Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guy sees him, stops him, and says, “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.”
The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!” The second man replies, “This is my seeing-eye dog.” The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs.”
The man pauses for a half-second and replies, “What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?”
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