Our New Funnies Thread

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I say that just sounds like my hubby, but then again… :thinking: :face_with_hand_over_mouth: :blush:

I wanted to put a giggle on that comment @EmeraldEyes I was thinking the same about mine. :nerd_face: :wink:

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I fpund the alien, the eye & a pie. I didn’t realise the snowman one waa a bizzaro either :rofl:

@HHilary they all made me laugh out loud :grin::grin::grin:

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Reminds me of the Monty Python “Dead parrot sketch” so it does.

I see 4/4 hidden symbols :slight_smile:

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I have 4 too.

Dynamite
Eye
Pie
K2

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Or you’ve had a stroke!

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THE VET

Every Sunday a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. It went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her.

“My dear, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he said.

“Why yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money, and what I don’t need I give to the church.”

“That’s wonderful. How much does he send you?” the priest asked. “He sends me $2,000 a week,” she replied proudly.

“Your son is very successful,” said the priest. “What does he do for a living?”

“He is a veterinarian,” she answered. “That is a very honorable profession,” the priest assured her.

“Where does he practice?”

“Well, she replied, “he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in New Orleans.”

Oh yes that’s a great way of telling our age :laughing:

It’s all in your attitude------ :rainbow:

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DID YOU KNOW!? BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR ADVOCACY AND EDUCATION TEAM! TY

Check out this cute, and to the point infographic giving some insight to our cat’s more animated body part… its tail!

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I didn’t sign it with my name coz they would know it was me. :wink: :nerd_face:

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Well Hellooooo Hilary - this is the funniest thing I have seen in a while :slight_smile:

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A man and his blond wife were watching the news when a story came on about a plane crash.

The news anchor said that six Brazilian soccer players were on the plane and none of them survived. The wife started crying uncontrollably. The man was very concerned and asked his wife why she was so upset. She replied, “I don’t know how many a brazillion is, but it sure sounds like a lot!”

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I like #7 - though it is not my lucky number.
Lene Lovich - Lucky Number
Goldfrapp - Number 1
Medicine Head - One and one is one
Joe Jackson - Be my Number Two

Woaahhh - random brain activity going into overdrive making connections with numbers and songs. All fantastic songs and I could no doubt go on but maybe you’d like to have a go?

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I think I am no 2 & no 7 :grin: bad mistakes i’ve made a few is apparently a kine ftom We ate the champions by Queen

And wasn’t there a song 3 is the magic number?