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love the horse one xx
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I love the horse, too!!
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That reminds me of a tiktok I saw last night. A girl taking a riding lesson, trotting along nicely, instructor was just praising how well she was doing when the horse suddenly broken into a gallop. The instructor tears off after her cursing all the while she still praises how the girl is doing so as not to panic her. Fortunately the girl did manage to get the horse under control and slowed to a gently canter before the instructor could catch up 
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Sooooooooooo funny
The Fatherly Advice: I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, “My son is the CEO of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.
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I still don’t know what I’m looking at! 
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
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