The True Tales of a Stroke Navigator -- a rebirth

Does Magic exist?

No. Don’t back away.
You haven’t experienced it.

Imagination can open those huge, heavy, ancient, nail-studded, oaken doors to a quite different realm.

Perhaps it can only occur rarely in very special circumstances?
Perhaps it is extremely common but devilishly difficult to spot?

Pinocchio woke with a horrid crick in his neck.

She with the blue rinse was looking at him strangely and asking questions.

“Why, though your mouth moves, do you not speak?
When did your arm drop off?
Did you leave it somewhere?
. . . and your foot? Where did that walk off to?”

“You’re in a bit of a mess, really, aren’t you?” she gently whispered.

Pinocchio replied but no speech came from his mouth.
Odd noises, gargling sounds, squeaks and whistles, were all that could be heard.
A noise came from his bottom but that, to be sure, wasn’t words either.

Obviously he was suffering from, the yet to be discovered, anaboloid adverse macrodichropidocchia.

He would need long and expensive treatment with obscure, difficult to obtain, experimental drugs.

The prognosis was as obscure as the drugs proposed for this treatment.

Luckily her, with the blue rinsed hair, had a nifty Magic Wand.
She also knew a few choice Alchemical Phrases of Power.

For three half pence she would put everything right in a trice.

Pinocchio tapped in his password and the online bank produced the required sum of money which he wrapped in a lettuce leaf and handed over so the healing work could begin.

The wand was waved, words were spoken, the air crackled and lightning popped.

A perfect arm and foot were suddenly where they should have been all along.

The crick in the neck was gone and a small, almost invisible woodworm fell unnoticed out of a tiny hole at the back of our hero’s wooden head.

“Well that was very strange,” said a smiling Pinocchio, “especially as I don’t believe in magic.”

At that point the air repeated its crackle and pop thing and the blue haired one disappeared leaving only a pale cyanic, sharp, electrical odour.

There are days when there are tears in my eyes.

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Never!!

I hope they are tears of joy :slight_smile: , for they are tears of joy in my eyes when I read some of your posts :slight_smile:

Keep on …

:pray:

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My dearest @Bobbi there is no such thing! Anabaloud-to build up like in anabolic steroids, adverse - harmful, macro - large,dichro -2 colours, pidocchia,the Italian word for louse,so I believe that the affliction is building up to be a double coloured louse,thank you for always making me happy :smiley:

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Just before light appears, it is 4.00 am.

Not everyone is suited with these stories, that kidnap you, take you on a short journey, then return you in time for tea.

We are, perhaps, cursed.
Being able to please everyone is a skill very few manage to hone to perfection.

So I will continue to make my grunts and groans hoping that the racket is not too disturbing.

keep on keepin on
:writing_hand: :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :+1:

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I wish I had a she or he with a blue rinse, there is no backing away when on your own, I am very familiar with 4am also 1.30 am for some reason…..love your story, sez it all…..nil desperandum …..if you can xx

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@Susie1

We can be here for one another.

We have a long way to go.
There is much to see and experience.
Sharing makes the journey richer.

There are ups and downs.
There are times when we would settle for boring, bland and empty.

There is so much that can frighten us, confuse or block our efforts.
Shout out about it. I believe the world needs to hear.

There is a tomorrow and we have a place in it.
Look out, we are here and we are coming through!!

keep on keepin on
:writing_hand: :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :+1:

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@bobbi great prose as always. I am always impressed by how you form your writing. I think I need that magic wand to help with my imagination.

I’m hoping the magic wand is working wonders in your house right now. You could do with some good luck………but as you know we all have to make our own luck to some degree.

You and Hilary definitely do the Keep on Keeping on bit very well. :grin:

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Stranger & stranger (the meanderings of a stroke navigator, amateur brain fettler and odd bod)

I woke this morning just before 7.00 am.

A shiver runs down my backbone.

There was a tiny flesh eating creature, perhaps a vampiric insect or worm with jaws like a piranha, poised to begin a bloody tunnelling expedition.

Through the window I could see a black cab.
Had it brought Hilary home? Would she have her keys with her?

I jumped out of bed in the way only someone who is disabled on their right side can do.

I apologise for presenting you with this image, but naked, I realised I couldn’t go to the door.

As I laboriously pulled on a pair of pants I realised that Hilary was already home and tucked up in bed.

I was having another one of those, just before waking, weirdly realistic dreams that visit on occasions.

There is a realm, out there, where imagination rules, yet there are no rules.

The black cab has gone along with the parasitic creature both a part of that vanished dream.

Daylight is here again and now it is all about dealing with whatever I encounter today once more.

Do you dream? or, rather, do you remember what you dream?

keep on keepin on
:writing_hand: :yawning_face::zzz:

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I definitely dream. More vivid dreams since my stroke. Some very realistic. Some I remember others I forget as soon as ai wake up but I know it has been a hectic dream.

They’re often very jumbled and make no sense at all.

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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow. When I woke up, the pillow was gone." - Tommy Cooper.

I tend to dream almost every night and when I awake, I enjoy recounting them with my eyes closed. I find this useful for memory training but I also find it interesting to join the dots and interpret what my subconscious brain was trying to sort out during the night. I like to think that by dreaming, I have lived a life doubled, one during the day and one at night. Controlled hallucinations during the day and uncontrolled hallucinations at night. I also keep a dream diary to tie it all in.

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It’s amazing where the mind can take you :slight_smile:

:pray:

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Pre-stroke, I used to have troubling/upsetting dreams mostly about being late for an examination,but a couple of months ago when I was still being transferred from bed to wheelchair by the hoist (I’m now transferring using a Standing and raising aid (SARA)) Iwasn’t actually awake and as I was hoisted to my wheelchair I was dreaming that I was sitting in my car back in Kenya,when I finally woke it took me a few minutes to realise where I was.

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