You probably don’t want to know this, but it’s midnight or after.
I’m excited, excited like a little boy. I did it, I did it !
I went upstairs, for the first time in ages. Then, then I sat on the toilet, a real toilet, and had an extremely satisfying poo, first away from that commode since all this started. Bliss. There’ll be no stoppping me now . . . (second childhood, here I come)