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@not seen that one B4, I like it!
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You’re right, I don’t even have to scrunch my eyes now 
All so, have you looked closely at the girls hands?
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@EmeraldEyes She’s a freak it’s on back to front or she is borrowing someone elses.
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The whole picture is actually distorted in many ways in order to create that illusion. You only have to look at the car, the more you look the more you see has been altered and distorted to create it, it’s good though
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@EmeraldEyes I hadn’t looked closely but the hands and glasses have been chopped so they produce the required result. Oh dear, that’s spoiled it 
and that car LOL!
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@Strings Well as long as people see the picture before the autopsy it will still be a gooden 
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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming, Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret looked him over, “Nope.”
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”
“Nope, Not a clue”, she replied.
‘IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!’
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert,
Shoulda bought a hat…"
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That tickled me @HHilary
Little Johhny wants a BMX bike, so he writes a letter to God. It read, “Dear God, If I’m good for one month will you get me a BMX bike?” He folds it up and sets it on the foot of his bed.
While Johhny is lying there he decides one month is too long to be good, so he gets out of bed and tears up the letter. Johnny writes a second letter, “Dear God, If I’m good for one week will you get me a BMX bike?” He folds the letter and sets it on the foot of his bed.
Thinking about the letter while trying to get to sleep, little Johnny decides one week is too long to try to be good. Johnny tears up the letter and writes a third one, “Dear God, If I’m good for one day will you get me a BMX bike?” He puts the letter at the foot of his bed.
After thinking about this for a while, little Johnny jumps out of bed and climbs out his window. Johnny runs to the church and steals the statue of the Virgin Mary. When he returns home with the statue, Johnny wraps the statue in a blanket and shoves it under his bed. Johnny writes another letter: “Dear God, if you want to see your mother again…”
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