I don’t know if you’ve heard of Kevin the Carrot in the Aldi advertisement?
He has married Katie.
Well,
something emerged from a Wonky Vegetable pack.
A wedding photo was the result.
No doubt there will be loads of baby Carrots expected soon.
Kevin will be such a proud Dad.
Pictures of mating carrots are extremely rare.
This example is only fit to be viewed by vegetarians,
who understand these things.
Not many folk know how carrots are made.
It is possibly a well guarded secret.
Working on the principle that this is an area for adults. I share this not to shock but to amuse. I hope it will be viewed in that spirit. No carrots were harmed in the production of this creative enterprise.
“A turnip for the way you always used to turn up late
Your mother and your cousin Chris, they often used to come
So in their honour I have raised a nice Chris and a mum
And the sun and the rain fell from up above
And landed on the earth below in my garden of love
Now there’s a beetroot for the day you said that you’d be true to me
A sweet pea for the sweet way you always smiled at me
But you had friends who needed you, there was Ferdy, there was Liza
So just for them I put down a load of fertiliser”
