Sorry I’m a bit late joining thi today, but ah’ve bin a bit mithered wi’ all t’jobs ah’ve had to gerron wi. Fust off, I ‘ad to walk t’ whippets, all of ‘em needed a bit o’brush dahn. Then ah ‘ad to go int ‘t’ field to gather all t’ Yorkshire pudding from t’ pudding chucking competition. Sum of 'em were a bit soggy wi t’gravy on 'em. Wud tha believe sum idiot put jam on ‘em. Worriver next?
Later on t’day ah’ll bi going dahn t’ wucking mens club wi mi flat cap on. This years competition theme is wimmins Euro’s, worrever tharris. Ah’ve bin dahn at 'Eadingly watching fur Freddie Trueman, but he din’t turn up. Nivver mind, ah’ll just do wor ah did last year and cover it in cheese and sheep’wool and call it Gormmit. Ta-ra f’now. Norma
Very hood Norma. I think I understood it happy Yorkshire day. I love a bit of cheese too Grommit.
Now then lass, hows tha been? I’ve bin fair to middlin over the last couple of days what wit stroke tha knows.
How do Lizzie? Ah’m feeling reight gradeley today ta. Aye, I kna what tha means wit stroke business, sometime ah gets reight fed up wi not being to do owt. Ah’m glad tha’s feeling fair though, ah were thinking abaht thee. There’s not many on us on this 'ere t’internet thingey. Well at least sum on ‘em that dunt speak proper Yarkshur. I wondered how tha wus managing wi’this soft wind in your foreign bit t’country. They goin’ on as if it’s a problem. They’ve nivver 'eard t’wind rattlin rahnd ar 'ouse! 'As thi ever bin up on’t moors rahnd Tan 'ill pub?. Nah that’s a wind! Ah gorra go nah lass, himself wants another cup o’tea. Ee’s a bit upset cos England lost t’cricket. Well when tha sees sum o’these lads 'itting t’ball, it’s no wonder. We want some real lads, ah Freddie, that Boycott lad that knows 'ow to chuck a ball eh? Ta-ra lass, look after thissen. Norma
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Ok Norma you are a tonic!.
Thankfully I missed the blow in bonnie Scotland as down nearBristol visiting family for a few days.
Its a long time since I have been up tan hill, I spent many a weekend up at Askrigg going hilll walking and climbing with my friends, love the dales and the moors.
Norma, you are certainly giving my brain a ruddy good workouk here, with reading, registering, processing and translating, keep 'em coming
Lorraine