I went to our local authority website and followed the official link to get the ball rolling…
Only the ball went to a third party who gave me another link…
Which sent me back to the original..
Who gave me another link..
To an Ai system that told me to register…
Which I already had done (twice)…
So I told that Ai that I’d registered (twice), and it said ‘Register!’
So i tried to register…
But it told me I was registered…
And so I told the Ai (politely) that I was registered and the system had confirmed I was registered.
To which the Ai replied… ‘Register!’…
So, in case I’d made a mistake, I asked it.. “Register for what?”
“For me”
“Why?”
“So I can give you some help and some tips.”
“Great. So, err, how do I register?”
'You are already registered. I have an account with this email."
“Great! So I can log in and use you?”
‘Not until you register!’
“But you just said…”
‘Register!!!’
*Cue the sound of Patrick screaming into the void whilst bashing his head against the wall…
