@Mrs5K , nice to see various MPs having time off.
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@axnr911 , I bet that cow plays Fortnight.
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@axnr911 , blimey! There is a lot of steak there.
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Oh yes. We must give the MPs some time off 
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Fabulous 
These are for you 
I only had one…honest. hic
This isn’t going to end well 
Ooooooo holidays here I come
Oh it’s been such a hard day.
Did someone say it’s lunchtime? I’m coming
Jeez it’s cold in here
Who wants a shower?
Peepo
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Wow–you really found some great elephant pictures!Really funny.
“Here’s what I think of fancy Nancy’s fancy cake!”
“I’m hiding here because I ate two or three…or maybe four of Mom’s sugar cookies she was saving for her book club. I shouldn’t a done it, but they were so o o good!”
“Aw, c’mon, you can tell me. You know I won’t tell anyone.”
“Nothing in this box to play with. So now what can I do?”
I think that’s Derek with Susan. No. Can’t be. Is that Derek? Is she with Derek?"
“Everyone says I’m cute. Do you think I’m cute? I think I must be cute.”
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love it
Did someone say Icecream. Yummy
What? Did they really say that
It’s been such a tiring day 
Did someone say the weekend is here?
Dinner time
Oh my. They’re planting more eucalyptus trees for us. More foooooood 
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I so enjoyed that! 
“I know it’s picture day. Sorry, but my nose is a little swollen due to an ant bite.”
"Bug off, man. I’ve had a long day.’
“If I hurry, I’ll only be 5 minutes late.”
:Are those white ants , Mom? Are they? …Aw, geez, Mom, it’s rice. Isn’t it? Just ol’ rice.**
Yum. Yum. Yum. Ants! I’m keeping this spot a secret."
“One more mile at this pace, and I think I’ve won the race!”
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@Mrs5K , the drunk elephant. Reminds me of a friend of mine stag do in Ireland.
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@axnr911 , ooh what a scratch.
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@Mrs5K , only the useful ones. 
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Oh they were fabulous.
Hello…hello. is there anyone out there
Who said you can climb onboard
Help. Mum mum we’re in trouble.
Playtime you said. Why aren’t you playing?
Aren’t I clever.
Whose idea was it to go for a swim? It’s freeeeeeezzzzzing in here
I haven’t been naughty mum. Honest.
Look a new dance.
Time for bed. It’s been an exhausting day.
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Very cute. 
“These new artists, Pearl! Maybe if we turn it the other way it will make sense!”
“Let’s see..I had 3 scotches and 5 beers…or…hic…was it 5 scotches and 3 beers? Hic.”
“Oh, Burt, that was just too funny! Tell another one.”
“I’m gonna head-butt you if you say I look like a cat one more time!”
"Say, what?
“Now, students, repeat after me, ‘I will not speaking while Mr. Smithers is teaching a lesson!’”
" I will not speak while Mr. Smithers is teaching a lesson."
You think you’re so great! But I think you’re a big, fat loser!"
A new coat..$100. A new car…$40,000. An afternoon basking in the sun…PRICELESS!!"
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@Mrs5K , it must be the new adverts for Fox’s Glacier Mints.
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@axnr911 , I wonder if these owls will do a rendition of “Who are you?” by The Who.
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@axnr911 , I’ll out do that drunken owl yet! It’s laid down a challenge.
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Oh I forgot about those adverts. Not had a glacier mint for years
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Love it 
Make room I’m coming through
Oooooo nobody said it was slippy
Brrrrrr. It’s cold out here
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Is this the dinner queue?
That was scary 
It was meant to be a small gathering
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I don’t know how I’ve managed to get so far behind with these jokes. But that last about age being a level means I will be on level 64 tomorrow 
Lorraine
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Lorraine–You’re still just a baby!
“It’s called ‘Follow the Leader’, Gladys. See, you try to put your foot right where Dianne put her foot. That way we keep just the right distance from the leader…not too far and not too close.”
“One, two, three, think “LIFT OFF!” Maybe I can make it this time.”
“My back scratcher needs to be an inch longer.”
“Hey, girls, I lost 20 pounds. What do you think of the new me?”
“Which one is yours, Madge?”
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