Oh it did me too. @axnr911 that is soooo funny 
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Well, if I’ve made even one person laugh, it makes my day.
But two in stitches-- well now I’m really happy! 
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Oooo ticklish feet 
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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. “Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.” The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?” The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”
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Have to share this wrt Dad post
I chose Ugly Kid’s Joe’s version as it’s my favourite, but you can also listen to the original by the composer Harry Chapin.
I do find myself crying sometimes when I listen to this song.
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i love that. 
A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and says, “Who wants to hear some blonde jokes?” The waitress says, “I’m blonde! And my coworker is blonde, too. Also, the lady sitting next to you is blonde as well. Are you sure you want to tell them?” The blind guy says “No, I guess not. I don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
- The blonde’s computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital. So she made it “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany.”
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Oh–I wish it were that easy.
I dusted once. It came back.
I’m not falling for that again..
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A detective story
11:45 - arrived at crime scene
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain
11:45 - Realised watch was broken
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Some numpty commented on my FB:
When was the Roman road decommissioned as a vehicle road?
Looks like the Roman road is only a pathway/cycle track now. So no continuous heavy traffic.
My reply to them:
I’m sure if you Google the question it will tell you the answer. But more to the point of the picture the road is still there, it hasn’t got potholes in it, you wont fall off of your bike and break your neck when the pothole consumes your body.
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