Our New Funnies Thread

Ive found crown, O2, eye & possibly the Alien. Can’t see a 5th.

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I think I know what you mean about “possibly the alien” but I am not sure. If it’s the same as what I am referring to, I thought it might even be a pipe. So I kept on looking and found 5 others which I believe are definites and so I am ruling out the alien. Perhaps we can clarify once everyone has had a go.

I add to your three K2 and the stick of dynamite (which if correct gives the 5 and hence would rule out the alien).

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ManjiB–In the newscaster cartoon, I found alien, dynamite, 02, crown and eyeball. I think that’s the 5.

(I don’t think this is a Bizarro.)

I thought the alien was top right. But I’m not sure at all. If you have found 5 I suspect it isn’t.

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I am not 100% sure, but if the banner with the Monkey playing guitar is part of the cartoon then there is a K2 in the head of the guitar. If not the alien on top right is the 5th element.
I think we have solved it one way or another. So well done everyone :slight_smile:

Mrs5K–Yes, I’m pretty sure that is the alien at the top right. I’ve seen that alien before., and I believe that is the 5th element, ManjiB. So we’ve solved it. Good for us!

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Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in New York. :hammer_and_wrench::airplane:

One day, the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
Pete replied, “Me too. You know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. Wanna try it?”

So, they pour a couple of glasses of high-octane goodness… and get completely smashed. :clinking_beer_mugs::collision:

The next morning, Dave wakes up and feels surprisingly amazing - no hangover, no side effects, nothing!

Then the phone rings. It’s Pete.

Pete: “Hey man, how do you feel this morning?”
Dave: “I feel great! How about you?”
Pete: “Same! That jet fuel is brilliant stuff - no hangover at all! We should do this more often.”
Dave: “Absolutely. Best idea ever.”
Pete: “Yeah… but just one thing…”
Dave: “What’s that?”
Pete: “Have you farted yet?”
Dave: “No, why?”
Pete: “DON’T. I’m in Canada.” :dashing_away::canada::joy:

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Oh no. :scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream: Disaster :grin::grin::grin:

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@axnr911 - Jeanne, have you posted this on the wrong thread?
It looks like a puzzle to me and I don’t know the answer.
What does it possibly mean?
A man looking at himself in the bathroom mirror and seeing a pair of buttocks and wondering what it means?

If I was to have a stab, I’d go for this man being the one that is in the 60% category of @HHilary Woman’s Ass Size Study.

Did I get it?

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for you, take a break. :grinning:

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Thanks - I wish I could :slight_smile:

ManjiB- Yes-- you are right! You got it, but the man in the cartoon clearly didn’t. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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My wife left me because she thinks I’m too insecure.

No wait, she’s back. She just went to make a cup of tea.

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@ManjiB You’re right! It’s all wrong in here, this is the funnies thread.
So now we have a new thread for puzzles… Our New Puzzles Thread