HHilary, I did spot the closed tulip. But that doesn’t mean I have a sharp brain. Remember, I was the one who used the word mouse when I was supposed to use a word beginning with an S. 
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The Helsinki-Toronto flight was loaded with 400 passengers and only 200 lunches. The airline made a mistake and the crew was in a difficult situation. However, an intelligent flight attendant has come up with an idea. About 30 minutes after take-off, she announced:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know how this happened, but we have 400 passengers on board and only 200 lunches!” “Anyone who is kind enough to give up food for someone else will receive a free unlimited amount of wine throughout the flight.”
Her next announcement was made 6 hours later: “Ladies and Gentlemen, if anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 200 lunches available!” "
Moral of the story: wine drinkers have a very big and kind soul!
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that is so typical of British weather
Never argue with left handed people.
They’re not right.
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Love the ears being sold separately one made me laugh out loud. I can totally relate to it with my hubby
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I bought a deodorant stick today. Instructions said
“Remove cap and push up bottom”
I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely!
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