@axnr911 , fish on the toilet. Great picture. 
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“Bye. Good to see ya. Wouldn’t wanna be ya.”
" Okay! Okay! I’m sorry what I said about woman’s work. I;ll do the dishes!"
Edgar! Don’t toss the baby so high!"
Look real close, now. See if you can figure out how i make the magic coin disappear from my hands."
“This blade of grass isn’t nearly as good as all the cows seem to think it is.”
La la la la la la la la . Don’t wanna hear it. Don’t wanna hear it. La la la la la la.
“Mom! I won 'Best Mystery Animal of the Year Award!. Isn’t that neat?!”
“So… You think you deserve to date my daughter. Is that it?”
“Yes, this is my nineteenth banana. But I’m still growing .”
“Doc, I just saw myself in the river. I’m a little concerned about the black spots that have appeared on my nose. Should I be using sunscreen or something?”
Bernie laughed so hard he almost fell off the wire! 
" Any more jokes and I’m gonna get a belly ache!"
"Okay. So here it is. Now what do you want me to do with it? You don’t expect me to eat it, do you?!
“It’s almost six o’clock. How am I going to fit all these kernels in by suppertime?”
“You’ve got herpes!”
“Justin, I know it’s the new cool look, but you’re still getting a haircut!”
"Okay, everyone. Now put on your nicest smiles. This is the last shot I’m going to take. —CLICK There’s always one.
“What do you meanI’m walking funny? I am not! I always walk this way.”
“This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into!!”
Hilarious
Look look. I’ve learnt a new dance 
I don’t remember saying you could join me for my nap 
A kiss? I don’t think so
I thought you said the dentist would improve my smile. Hmmmm
News? You call this news?
Do you surrende4? Do you? Do you? I’m not moving until you do
I’m not sure i like this gymnastics lark
Oh look I’m just like dad.
Look I’m flying
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@Mrs5K , talk about shaking your tail. 
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@Mrs5K , seagull and the crab. Oooh, that’s got to hurt.
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@Mrs5K , enter these animals for the commonwealth games/Olympics.
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So so funny! It really made me chuckle–and on a stressful day, too!
“Take one step closer and I’ll PECK YOU!!!”
“Oh, my lord. There he goes again—putting straws up his nose, trying to look like a walrus.”
“There he goes! Faster! Faster! He’s getting away!”
“Aw w. Come on. I’m sorry for what I said…Don’t my eyelashes look pretty?”
"Hey Man… You gotta try this new weed I grew.
** 
“Oh What a beautiul Morn ing. Oh what a wonderful day! ”**
" Aw..come on, Mom..just another half hour. I gotta see Superman. It’s my favorite show."
“What? I was just giving him a hug.”
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@axnr911 , dog and cat. Talk about caught in the act. I think they need some “alone” time. 
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@axnr911 , the making of new makeover show for giraffes.
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@axnr911 , giraffe and zebra. Who needs Uber?
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Sooooo funny.
Hope today has been a little less stressful for you.
And the neighbour said she thought we needed to behave more like adults. I’m not sure what she meant 
Wait for it…wait for it
Fashion you say? Well if this is fashion you can keep it.
Cataoke
Are we there yet?
Hmmmph you have got to he kidding. I am not doing that!
It wasn’t me…honest
It definitely wasn’t me.
Eeeeek. Slow down, slow down. My ears have fell off.
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I actually laughed out loud! And, Thanks Ann—yes, today is going much better. “Serenity now” is my motto. In fact, my husband gave me a cup with that printed on it.
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@Mrs5K , is the cat singing “Stray cat strut”? 
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