FORUM GAMES - Word Play

The concertmaster, FIRST chair or leader, is the principal first violin player in an orchestra. After the conductor, the concertmaster is the most significant leader in an orchestra.

We have an annual last night of the proms CONCERT which always looks so much fun. I intend to go one year.

Everyone likes to have FUN! It’s good for one’s well being. Animals are no different.




They’re having loads of fun. I want to join in.

The FUNny bone is so called because it.is part of the humerous. I have never laughed when I have banged it though as if usually hurts a lot.

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His little brother just said something very HUMEROUS as Dad was about to take a picture one evening and asked them to smile–something like , “If we do, can we stay up another hour?”

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They say that a PICTURE can paint a thousand words. How sweet is this?

Oh! That is so sweet!.
(I apologize for the post of yesterday. I left out a few words, which I have now put in with an edit–the words are in italics)

We finally had to PAINT our house–very expensive, but it had to be done. And like most people, we wanted our house to look attractive. But some people want their house to make a statement or look really different.


Wow very colourful :grin:

This little red HOUSE is the smallest house in Great Britain & can be found in Conwy, Wales. It is just 72 inches wide & 122 inches tall.

Does anyone live there? :grin:

If you have a child who is TALL, he or she might someday become a basketball player. But what do you do if you bring home a kitten that grows up to be the tallest house cat in the world?


It is a museum now but people did live there in the past.

Oh my that cat is huge :scream:

Some people have micro pigs as pets but they can get caught out when the micro pig GROWS to the size of a full pig.

Oh my goodness! What a surprise to have your micro pig grow in a macro pig!

PEOPLE are definitely strange. This woman went for a nice walk with her child and her dog–but she got the two mixed up!

Oh, that’s hilarious :joy:

I wonder if twins partners ever get them MIXED UP. Especially these who are twins dating twins. :thinking:

Do you remember your first boy/girl dance–when the boy had to walk across the room and ask a girl to be his PARTNER.? It was all so embarrassing, but I guess a time that must be gone through.

Every young GIRL wanted to learn ballet dancing. Sadly I have 2 left feet so never learnt to do any dance.

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And every boy wanted to be Georgie Best, for he could have been a BALLET dancer had he not been possibly one of if not the greatest footballer that ever was (sez he opening another can of worms).

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We never like to see someone be SAD. And it really tugs at our heart to see a sad animal as they seem so innocent and helpless.

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It wasn’t me mum, honest says every child with their best INNOCENT looking face.

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What’s for tea?

Jelly and ice cream

Jelly on a Plate lyrics

Jelly on a plate,

Jelly on a plate,

Wibble wobble,

Wibble wobble,

Jelly on a plate.

Sausages in a pan,

Sausages in a pan,

Sizzle sizzle,

Sizzle sizzle,

Sausages in a pan.

Noodles on a fork,

Noodles on a fork,

Twirly whirly,

Twirly whirly,

Noodles on a fork.

Thank you.

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This is the BEST trick of all.
It involves a drink-that’s tall!
See all the things that I can do?
An avocado–well…who knew?
Next, I’ll try a WOBBLY ball,
And there’s a chance that it might fall.
But I’ll keep trying–just for you.
To show you all that I can do.
By the way you need to know
Dogs have tails-and not for show.

It’s for balance. I’m standing on my hind legs next time.

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Look at my trick. It’s all a BALANCING act. How does an elephant stand on a ball? Like this it seems.